I came to this conclusion on the way to work today.
(Hint: The post’s subject is not the conclusion. Thats to get your attention. Smiley Face.)
Nonsmokers secretly want to be smokers, but lack the will power to do so, and thus instead choose to live boring, miserable, and unfulfilling lives – complaining all day/everyday about the smokers around them, with the use of ridiculous and illogical arguments(that only favour their lame, nonsmoking lives).
Second hand smoke has not even being identified at a legitimate threat yet? Fuck you.
Saying that, I am very considerate for non-smokers. I only smoke near those nonsmokers that I despise. And when I am leeching off my nonsmoking friends, I only smoke in their kitchens.
The worst is when nonsmokers feel they have the right to speak up after I have just intentionally blown smoke in their face. Complaining, moaning, and breaking stuff etc. Their reasoning you ask? I know… Its not even backed up with clear evidence. They accuse me of having smelly breathe, stinky clothes, giving them lung disease, and polluting the environment.
For fucks sake. Its not like I go up to fat people and tell them to stop eating so much because its effecting my digestion. Or walk up to homeless men and point out that they have not bathed in 3 months. Shit… I don’t even stop those wearing bad cologne. Neither can I recall a time that I have rudely stopped a motorist, explained my grievances towards his blatant pollution, and politely asked him to walk instead. Furthermore, not once have I ever seen a Dr standing around a braai/barbecue calculating how much second hand smoke has been inhaled.
Smoke WARS!!