Ever been caught midwank by the GF with the “So what you up to baby?“? Id suggest not answering that call next time – But for some of us, this is immoral and dishonest.
Thus Stu and I went off in some direction, spurting out some alternative responses that should leave her bewildered:
Fold the paper
kick the ugly duckling
Tamper with the Commodore 64
Scratch the rat
Burn the fairy
Feed the seahorse
Wake up grandad
Play a game of pong
Watch king kong
Battle the evil elves
Fly the falcon
R2 your d2
Wrestle the unicorn
Flick the worm
Kick-start the Bentley
Bumble the bee
Push the rolls
Shoot the eagle
Wax the intellectual
iFuck Steve Jobs
Raise the periscope
Clean the cantene
Chase the dragon
Murder the lemming
Free the minions