Ewww…
So I stuck my finger in my belly button 2 nights back – not intentionally. The aroma that filled the air above my finger soon after, was that of putrid origin – like those dudes with plugs in their...
View ArticleList Of Things To Do Before I Die
1. Battle the cockroach population for Middle Earth. 2. Successfully consume the largest cookie. 3. Be well known around the world (and historically) for successfully consuming the largest cookie. 4....
View ArticleYour Guide To Tactical Masturbation
Ever been caught midwank by the GF with the “So what you up to baby?“? Id suggest not answering that call next time – But for some of us, this is immoral and dishonest. Thus Stu and I went off in some...
View ArticleJuli-ass Malema in His Prime
For someone so young, so inferior, and so ridiculously senseless… I’m truly dumbstruck at his remarks towards this journalist. As if everything that had been said, has not been said many times before –...
View ArticleHow To Fashion Yourself a Home-Made Nuke
Steps: 1. Add one part AWB with one part ANCYL on a desolate, yet volcanic, island. 2. Preheat active volcano. Combine ingredients. 3. Toss in 2 spoons of BEE, with one old RSA flag printed on silk....
View ArticleThe Worst Sensation Ever…
… 10 of them. Plus(Bonus), get on over to Ches’(Cam’s) Parklife for his write up on the subject as well. 1. The feeling one gets when ya pretty sure you are about to die after rocking too far on ya...
View ArticleBattle for Mastercard…
You not going to effing believe what I had to go through to get my GF’s master card back from her sinister sister… It began with me scoping out the little devil in the food court from a near...
View ArticleSite Advertising?
Earning extra cash through site advertising works… for some people. I have had some good months (R20-R30)… but it hasn’t exactly been a lucrative exercise over the years. I’m sure it could certainly be...
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Death Of The Vuvuzela!
I have this idea. And it involves the Vuvuzela. All Vuvuzela’s. Now before you attack my sound awesomeness – that glows beyond the farthest region of the universe as we know it – allow me to propose...
View ArticleFrench History Lesson #1
Today I thought it be entirely necessary to indulge carelessly and uninformatively on Frances’ useless heritage – this because of last nights game, where the girls in blue received such a solid...
View ArticleResignation: I Hand It To You…
Seeing as yesterday was Thursday - Phuza Thursday to be exact - I’m pretty 100% certain of nothing many of you (or just myself) are cursing right now… whilst contemplating potential career suicide, and...
View ArticleSmokers Suck!
I came to this conclusion on the way to work today. (Hint: The post’s subject is not the conclusion. Thats to get your attention. Smiley Face.) Nonsmokers secretly want to be smokers, but lack the will...
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Twilight – Edward VS Bella
I’m no fan of this shit, and will gladly post anything even remotely hating it – whether it be blasphemous, sexually disturbing, or containing one curse word. Who the fuck takes a vampire and makes him...
View ArticleAlien Abduction Insurance
I’m a Science-Fiction fanatic. I shit you not. Deep-space travel, interstellar warfare, worm-holing, Supernova’s, clouds of dust and gas collapsing within their own gravity, galactic mayhem, planetary...
View ArticleHow to be a Bergie/Bum/Hobo…
In 12 quick and easy steps. 1. Origin. This is quite possibly the most important step. As bergies rely quite heavily on a relentless, fabricated backstory – usually involving broken dreams, harsh...
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